Nick asked me yesterday “If I asked you to marry me what would you say?”
“What a bloody stupid question” I responded
“So you wouldn’t?” he asked
“No, I mean that’s a proposal isn’t it? That question right there… if I asked you to marry me what would you say?”
“Oh yeah I guess it is” he laughed
“Well it was a darned poor excuse for a proposal so if that’s all the effort you can put into it I’d say a definite NO”
“Oh, so what happens now?” he giggled. I’m glad someone was finding this amusing.
“You don’t ask again until you can find a better way of doing it and preferably not while I’m plucking my irritating singular chin hair which I swear is rooted in my brain and when you are not sitting on the toilet cutting your toe nails!”
I thought this one was a keeper. Pft.